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Interview with Urban Tea

How did you come up with the idea?

When I made clubbin' techniques 101, it wasn't like I woke up one day, came up with the ideas and filmed it. It was actually kind evolved over the years. When my cousins and I go clubbin', we actually do these moves in the club. And over the years and years of clubbin….we're talking about 4-6 years of clubbin' every weekend or so to slowly come up with these moves.

For example, if I'm freaking a girl in the front and -you know- sometimes they like to lift up a leg for me to hold and then grind more….that idea is what gave birth to picking them up and humping them in the air. So when we did that move and kept using it at the clubs.

There was a day after getting tea, we drove around the parking lot and that's when the idea of naming these moves came to me. So for each technique, we just tried to come up w/ a witty and catchy name.

(talking about the technique in the previous paragraph)

"What should this move be called? The elevator??"
"Nah… hm… pick up a hoe?"
"No… hmm…..oh I know.. LOW BACK PAIN"
" HAHAHAH Yeah low back pain!! HAHAH"

And so on….. we came up with names for our favorite moves in this manner of brainstorming.

What about the ground beef, how did u come up w/ that??

Well we were clubbin in the north beach area of san Francisco just goin crazy and this one girl was dancing on stage and she wanted to be helped off. But from lookin at her, she was drunk and loved to freak. So I pretended to help her off stage, picked her up, and then suddenly the idea of pretending to fall to the ground came up, and I did it- BOOM ground beef!!

Why the name ground beef? What does it mean??

The move is on the ground…..and girls are always complaining that guys just treat them like a piece of meat….like beef = so ground beef!!

How does it feel to make this video?

It feels good, it's been a lot of fun. I know that the video was gona be off the hook yo, but I didn't really know how it would manifest and turn out. There's not a week that goes by that I don't get an email, a myspace message or a phone call about something funny that happened….

" -email - high school cat Fremont, get dvd for PROM
" virginia- this bouncer, said a lot of the people do the moves at the clubs. He has to get on the MIC and name all the techniques.
" -safeway deli

How often do you use these techniques?

All the time, there's not a night of clubbin that I don't back it up…it works like a charm, and from there- latlely I always do the fatality, low back pain, severe…. I always do these. The more you practice, the more of a killer instinct you develop, like kobe Bryant like Dwayne wade….

But the ground beef- that's more of a rare delicacy.

Give ground beef tip!! RISK FREE, pretend to fall, help me get up..

Are your videos ever rejected by people and thought of as poor taste?

Oh yeah for sure. People either Hate it or Love it. Most people like it but there are some girls that are totally disgusted by it and think it's stupid. And I knew that there would be some people like that too, and I took that into consideration when I made my video,…"what move would really disrespect girls on video, what would really disgust someone" haha.

There's this girl in the LA area who's saying

May: you guys are stupid, it's totally disrespectful to girls, you might as well be having sex.

Did you really hire someone from Craiglist ??

Yeah I did, my female friends weren't down for letting me hump them on video so I had to go w/ craiglist….I got emails from like 5 girls….strippers, I ended up going to a strip club at 11am to meet these strippers…..all that stuff. It's all on the website www.clubbintechnqiues101.com click on "THE STORY"- and you can read all about it and see the pictures of all the candidates.

Why the spiderman outfit?

I wore the outfit for Halloween and had a blast with it so I just stuck w/ it.

Is there anything you want to say to the fans?

Yeah, have fun w/ it. These are real techniques and they really work. Keep backing it up, that is the KEY to successs. And buy some fatality shirts, and support me in making the 102's….

Oh , last question Mr Urban tea, can you tell us about the 102's?

Yes, I've already started putting together ideas and stuff. I have all new techniques, and this 102's, will be more about strategy and advanced applications of the basic techniques..

" How to dance w/ a group of hot girls by yourself
" How to dance with the hot girl if her fat friend is there
" How to get a girl to go over and dance w/ your boy
" Good come backs for common rejections in a club

Some of the techniques:

" carry the bride
" the wall climber
" denny's grand slam breakfast
" and others……

It will take some time to marinate though. Like I said about the 101, I didn't come up with everything on one day, it took me a long time of clubbin ...years....but hopefully the 102's will be out faster. I will need your support, please purchase some T shirts, DVD's, autographed pictures….